Friday, 24 May 2013

An iDol-filled Street of Colourful PAN-PAKA-PANTSU!

Don't like my opinion? Go suck it... oooh I am polite today, aren't I?

Yes... I know that Pantsu=Panties. Why do you think I did it? :p

This is a post I had planned to do a while back I believe, and I had all the screencaps ready to go, but then... college. And Winky Week.

And lazyness. But we'll pretend that I'm not lazy, okay? OKAY!!!!!! Musume Time


So way back when this first came out, I admit, I did fall in love with it, and for a long time I played the video on a loop just to hear the cute, catchy song and just re-live how adorable I thought it all was. Heck, I was so besotted by this PV that I decided to make my new banner based around this PV. I swear, this is the second time a SUPER☆GiRLS PV has inspired my banner. 2012's summer single inspired my summer banner then, and this time, PAN-PAKA-PAN has inspired this banner.

I swear, SUPER☆GiRLS may be generic as hell, but they sure do bring about some awesome inspiration. Thanks, guys!

Anyway, as you have all probably guessed, today I will be taking a look at the iDol Street PV for PAN-PAKA-PAN. This is a full-Project effort right here, where all the girls from SUPER☆GiRLS and other random iDol Street groups get together and sing, dance and basically... well, collaborate. It's a bit like MoBeKiMaSu I guess, though with fewer members. The song itself is a b-side for the new SUPER☆GiRLS single, and whilst the A-side fails to impress me at all, this colour-riddled PV certainly caught my attention, and also won my heart.

... I swear, when it comes to colour, pretty images and pretty ladies, I am like a kid in a candy store, or a kid reading a cartoon book. It's all so preeeeettyyyyyyyy~

I also decided to review this because, for once in all of Avex history (be warned: you may have a mini heart attack when you read this), this is a FULLY UPLOADED PV!!!! Yes guys, breathe... BREATHE, I SAY!!!! -shakes your shoulders dramatically-

Minor shocks aside, and also the end of my dithering about here, wanna check out the PV with me? Pan-Paka-Paka-Pan, let's go!!!!


Oh wow, it looks like someone let their kid loose on MS Paint, I wonder how well this will go... -title comes up- oooooh, sparkles...


Okay, I love their trousers. Where can I buy me a pair? With an Idol in them, of course...


It's so cute how they bounce around like kangaroo's and bunny rabbits whilst in heels.

... Actually, that would hurt.


Aaaaaand... REACH UP FOR THE STARS!!!! CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN HIGHER!

I use that song reference far too much.


Okay, gotta admit, Big Ears is quite the cutie. I also love her shirt, and her shoes.


Oh, so there's some stretching going on here as well as flower-watering? Is this just one giant hoard of activities in a video, then?


"Aaaaand STRETCH!!!! Work those muscles, WORK THEM TILL YOU BLEED!!!!" said the girl in Ochre yellow pants.

"Ah shit, I'm late!" said the girl stuffing bread into her mouth.

"Mhm, flowers..." Said Dopey, the Big-eared cutie, walking along and not looking where the hell she was going...


... Yes, Dopey, that's what happens when you fail to look in the right direction. You bump into people and injure the poor things with your heels. WELL DONE!!!! -slow claps-

Girls: "OH MA GAWD, did you see? She bumped into her cos she wasn't looking!!!"
Dopey: "Oh ma gawsh, are you okays?"
Yellow-Green Pants: "Yeah, but thank goodness you didn't step on my foot with your heels!!! You woulda impaled me!!!"

... I am actually in awe at the amount of coloured trousers/pants there are in this PV. What about you?


... Oh, hi there random advertisement for subscribing to Avex's channel! Why the Hell are you there?

... Because Chiima forgot to turn off annotations, that's why. She also failed to re-cap the caption. Urgh.

Cutie-Pie: "Tee-hee!"


Hahahaha oh my gosh, this is too cute. I like that girl, can I keep her? Pleeeease? The puffer face is adorbs x10!

And also, the girl with the pen on her top lip. Marry me, yes pleasey indeedy. Too cute for words!


I swear, every time I see a jump in an Idol PV, I can't help but think of High School Musical... whhhhy?


Yellow-pants is derping at the fact that Cutie-Pie is posing and camera hogging with the basketball.


That is one delayed reaction there, Squeaky-kins.

... She just looks like she squeaks, okay?


Holy fuck, HAPPINESS GALORE!!! It's because there are so many colourful pants in one video, isn't it?

Squeaky: "YEEEEEI, PANTSU!!!!"


I have to say, those pants and that set are pretty damn awesome. It certainly keeps me entertained, at least.


In all honesty, the minute I saw this scene, I immediately thought of my Zukkini picking an apple.


Ah, the memories of when Zukki was Dora the Explorer's reincarnation, but cuter and Japanese...


HEY!!!! That's Zukki's apple!!!! I shall never forgive you! D8<


Crush Girl: "Squeeee, I'm gonna give my senpai this rabu rabu letter! Ah, I hope she returns my love..."
Apple-Thief: "Eh? Letters in this day and age? What is this, Primary school?"
Gnashy: "Holy cow, I hope that love letter isn't for me..."


Crush Girl: "Squeee.... PLEASE ACCEPT MY FEELINGS!!!!!!!! KYAAAAA!"
Pigtails: "HOMAGAWD!"
Musatrd-Pantsu: "Oh my GOSH, that is sooooo QUTE!"
Gnashy: "Holy fuck it is."

Holy cow, Pigtails there got the ugliest pantsu in the entire PV. I feel sorry for her, cos she is cute.


Whisper Gurl: "Oh ma gawd Becky, did you look at her butt? It was soooo round...."

The Apple Thief seems to listen intently to gossip and nonsense.


Wait, is it Christmas already? HURRAH, SANTA CLAUSE IS COMING TO TOWN, MAMA!!!!!


... Oh, wait, now it's TV time? Okay! -sits in front of the TV-


... And I think that I have found the Idol that I want to buy with my Colourful Pantsu. YES!!!!


Holy Cow, Picasso had some funky bright pink pantsu there! Also, loving the orange beret!

Happy Genki Blondie: "PEASU!!!!"

Oh look, YOGA!!!!


Okay, Ribbon twirling is always a winner, and my Happy Genki Blondie girl seems to enjoy distracting people with some cheeky lil' antics...


Happy Genki Blonde: "Bleeeeeeeh!"

Cheeky lil' Monkey!

Mustard Pants 1: "OH MY GAWD, CAMERA!!!!" -mugs the camera-
Mustard Pants 2: "Is she wearing the sa... SHE IS, SHE'S WEARING THE SAME PANTSU AS ME!!!"

Oh, the tragedy when two who wear the same Pantsu come along...


Yes, I only capped this image for Happy Genki Blondie. Seriously though, isn't she adorable!?


Mustard Pantsu 2: "Now, where are my fans...?"

The search for more coloured pantsu begins...


I SEE COLOURED PANTSU!!!!! Kyahahahahaha!!!!


Gnashy: "And say 'CHEEESU' kay?"

Awww, a cute little picture of the colourful pantsu girls... how sweet!


Wait, why can't I see their colourful pantsu here!? Give me my pantsu!!!


Oh wow, Gnashy's chompers are really... well, chompy. Then again, I think that is a part of her chompy charm.


Awww, Gnashy, did I hurt your feelings? I'm sowwy... I wuv you weally...


Gnashy: "I don't like the dark..."

I don't like seeing Gnashy alone in this! Isn't this supposed to be a friendly PV?


Gnashy: "Teehee, there's nothing written on this letter at all..."

Oh wait, lights are up again, HURRAH!!!


Her voice is pretty annoying, but what can ya do?


Holy cow, Dopey's ears are pretty giant o-O Good thing I find big ears cute, but holy cow, her voice is horrible!


Ponytail looks like she wants to cry...

Ponytail: "I hate colourful pa-pantsu... ueeeeee..."


Still not getting over those ears... and hey, did Kashiwagi Yuki manage to sneak onto the Avex set? Cos that looks like Kashiwagi on the right...

Oi, Kashi, aren't you supposed to be eating erotically to try and get votes or something?


Yeah, I only screen capped this for that one chicks priceless face as she mugs the camera for all its worth...

Camera Mugger: "HOMAGAWD, THERE'S A CAMERA!!!!!!"


Holy cow, it's the Gathering of the Colorful Pants o-O


... I think that Avex bought out the entire Gee Pantsu store, don't you?

You know what? I really wish that I was wearing my very own mint-green pantsu for this PV review, because it would just complete everything. Sadly (or not) I am instead wearing comfortable pantsu... because it is lazy time, and I don't like wearing uncomfortable pantsu for PV Reviews.

Wait, why am I talking about my own colourful or comfy pantsu? I must shut up, because we are clearly here to talk about PAN-PAKA-PAN's colourful pantsu, not mine. So, let's sit back, find our own colourful pantsu, and talk about this PV, shall we?

Okay, so when I first saw this PV, I fell head over heels in love with it; the song, though generic and very unoriginal for SUPER☆GiRLS (which is normal), was just too catchy and sugary to dislike, and the video itself... well, I think that the colour and the amount of different-coloured Gee-like pants used in this kinda explains all there is needed to know about this video. It's just fun and colourful, and really cheerful to watch. It's very happy and up-lifting as well, which is always needed on a gloomy, rainy English day, in my opinion, and also very much appreciated.

The set for this video is extremely cheerful and really makes me think of a happy and energetic summer; in fact, when I first laid eyes on this PV and finished it, I couldn't help but feel that summer was finally here - I know that there are no bikini's or anything else summery to make you think of summer, but for me, summer is all about being happy, energetic, and lots of colour, so seeing this PV made me immediately think of Summer and that, finally, it is here! Other than the summer-feeling behind it though, I do think that PV is very cute and friendly, and the simplicity of it is just so sweet and endearing to watch. It doesn't feel too childish, unlike what the backdrop set would imply, but it doesn't feel like it's too mature, either. I feel like this is the sort of PV that children and adults could watch together, because it's so simple and adorable, but not so cheesy that a parent wouldn't want to sit with their kid to watch it.

I also think that the addition of the random activities the girls were doing in this PV were a nice little add to the video; it gave us some background movement and differentiation as the video went on I think. The backdrop stayed the same, but the girls behind it changed and were always doing something different, such as exercise  school work, eating or painting, keeping the background lively and active for the viewers so that it didn't get boring at all, despite being a one-set based video. Who cares if they never change location? I think that the girls doing what they did was enough to keep the viewers entertained, because what the girls did was either really really cute, cheeky, or just plain adorable and fun to watch! It also gave us a nice little insight on random personalities of the girls as well, so that's a plus!

I also adore the dance for this song; it's extremely cute and lively, and if there was a dance shot of this, believe you me I would learn it... it's so quirky and addictive! I even copy the hand movements when I watch the video because they are so cute! I think it helps that the girls have a lot of bounce and happiness in their movement here, it just makes the dance look that much more fun, though admittedly I would never do it in heels...
 Yeah, long story short, the dance is adorable and I think that it really suits the song and video. The dance has a certain cheerfulness about it that makes you, as a viewer, want to dance and play along with the girls of iDol Street, rather than just sitting there and watching it. The sheer enthusiasm they have for the dance and song as well helps, I believe.

Actually, let's talk about that a little bit, the energy and enthusiasm behind this song... there is a lot of it, I think, and I really feel like the girls did actually love this song and video when performing it. Their smiles seem so genuine and lively! And seeing their happiness in this PV, of course it makes me feel happy as well, which is what makes this PV so amazing I think; the happiness that these girls exude in their performance makes the viewers happy, and if an MV can do that, then doesn't that make it a pretty good music video if their emotions can come across to you? I believe so, but you are a totally different person! (I have no idea if I make any sense here, but oh well...)

So yeah, I do like this song and PV. In my opinion, whilst the song may be generic as heck, they do make a lovely start-of-summer combination that really made me feel like Summer had begun, even if the weather over here says otherwise. The backdrop, whilst the same, is great and really eye-catching and cute, and the girls were all animated and fun to watch. The pants, too... the pants/trousers were great, I really think that the combination of the white shirts with the colourful pants really brings that 'fresh' summer feel to the entire video, and makes me anticipate summer even more now.

It's a fun, colourful, cheerful and energetic PV, and it makes me really wish that the damn sun would come out, because then I would really feel like wearing my own colourful pants and an airy, cute shirt!

... with the possibility of a random outburst of dancing, though I might scare the neighbours!



So... will you get out your own Pan-Paka-Pantsu?

Chiima~

PING!!! Idolminded Recommended Reading: May 24th, 2013

Tuesday, 21 May 2013

Okay! Musume Digest #52

Contrary to what you believe, this is NOT my One-Year Anniversary Post. My actualy One-Year Anniversary Post for this Digest series is on June 4th, because some of my digests were not posted a week later, but a few days later... this was when I was only just starting it, so bear with me.

TWO WEEKS TO GO UNTIL MY DIGEST IS OLD!!!! :D

Welcome to a Week's worth of news. Are you ready to get your Digest on?

In this Weeks Digest, we shall see...

A butt-load of Berryz! PB Previews! Ayumi the Shark to release a Photo book as well!? There's a new group on the scene! MomoClo dance on an Ice cream tub!? Aibon has an interview about tea! Bump.y's Sakuraba Nanami is going to star in a new Drama adaptation! And MOOOOORE!!!!!

So, ready to get yo' Digest on?

Tanaka Reina has Officially Graduated from Morning Musume


Today, on May 21st 2013, Tanaka Reina of Morning Musume officially graduated. For 10 years now, Tanaka Reina has been a part of a group that has lasted for over 15 years, and has also been the fact of that group for some time now, leading songs and becoming well-known amongst fans.

Whilst I am not a fan of her, I want to wish Reina the best in her future as a singer She is letting go of that Idol image that we have been painfully watching over time, and will be taking on her new Rock persona as a part of the group LoVendoЯ.

Holy Cow, there's more shoe here than there is dress!
Right now, I really don't know what to say to Winky; all has pretty much been said in this one week where I took on the challenge to review PV's and songs that Winky starred in. In this past Week, I have found that I started to like Winky, only to come to dislike her so much as I do now, as a present fan. But, the week that has gone has taught me a lot about Reina, that she is a good singer and that once, she was a natural cutie who had a lot going for her, and that she was at the top of her game on a rising star in MoMusu...

And also that she descended into Darkness, and never came out, cackling and winking away as she threw glitter everywhere.

Are those tears in her eyes that I see, or is it just the fucking glitter?
Even though I currently have no feelings towards Reina or her graduation, I do want to say that I am completely taken aback by her choice of attire for her graduation; I was expecting a dress, but instead we get more Shoe than dress here! But, as my friend said, this choice of outfit combines everything Reina that we know of her; Cat Ears (BURN THEM!!!), Leopard Print, one Giant Ass BOW, her glittery hair and also... her winky eyes.

Oh, should I also mention how half-assed the costume looks? Seems like the designers know that Winky herself is Half-assed, so they didn't even bother to finish the dress. Nice.

My friend also mentioned that Reina looked bad-ass, but in general, this woman never looks bad-ass, so yeah...


Right now, as a fan of Morning Musume, I have no feeling towards this graduation. I have not cried, but I have not cheered, either. I just know that right now, it's the end of an era, and the end of the Reign of Winky in Morning Musume. I am looking forward to what happens from now on. I will probably wonder where her voice is sometimes, and why her Winking eye is not roaming around somewhere in a PV, but honestly? I am excited to see what will happen next, and also...

I am just so happy to see the back of her. BON VOYAGE, WINKY!!!


She has given her Final Wink and a Final Wonk, but now it is time for a new chapter, a new Reign in Morning Musume, a passing of the Bows and the burning ceremony of the Cat Ears. Tanaka Reina, it is time to go, so finally I will say this to you, as a fan of Morning Musume and someone who just does not give two figs about you:

Tanaka Reina, Omedetou Sotsugyou! Good luck in your future endeavours, I can only wish you the best!

... Too bad I won't be following you hear on afterwards, unless you catch my interest... which I sincerely hope you don't.

JA NE, AU REVOIR, ADIOS AND BYE BYE CHA CHA!!!! Here's to you leaving, finally! -cackles-

Chiima~

PING!!! Idolminded Recommended Reading: May 21st, 2013

Monday, 20 May 2013

Tanaka Reina - The Graduation Appreciation Post (Sorta)

This post contains my thoughts and feelings towards Tanaka Reina as a part of Morning Musume. If you feel offended by what I saw, then please feel free to ignore this post. I don't cater to everyone, but I do say what I want to say, so either get over it or ignore it.

Note* This is the final chapter in my series 'A Week with Winky'. This Appreciation post was created before the other posts, before the series was even thought up, but it is my final word to Tanaka Reina as a part of Morning Musume. With her graduation looming nearer, I feel that this is my final goodbye to her... well, until I post about her having officially graduated, that is.



What can you honestly say about someone you don't really care about in an Idol group you love? That you're going to miss them, that you wish you had given them the chance you should have long before they graduated, or that you appreciate all they have done for however long they have been in the group? Who knows. All I know right now is that, whilst Winky is graduating Hello! Project, I am glad to see the back of her.

It's pretty obvious that from the get-go I was not a Reina fan; I have always preferred the under dogs and the underrated singers. Yeah, she can sing, and there are a few songs where I can fully appreciate her voice and enjoy her talent, but in recent singles that voice very rarely shows; she sounds like a squirrel on helium half the time, and I really can not enjoy that because when she sings like that, I can't help but wonder why people think that she is talented.

And I'm sure I am not the only one.

But I am not here to berate Winky for all her errors and squeals. I'm here to try, and try I might, appreciate her in this Appreciation post before she leaves this tree for another one, flying away like the flying squirrel that she is, and making her home somewhere else.

... This won't be easy, I assure you.


So where to start? Well, I got into Morning Musume in 2009, about the time that the Reina-Ai era was coming to an end and other vocals were being used a lot more, giving diversity to the Morning Musume of the dying Platinum era. At that point in time, I really had no clue who she was; all I knew was that she was not Koharu or Gaki, and that I didn't care about her. I found her to be a rather so-so person in the group, though I was quite aware of her prominence in Morning Musume.

It pissed me off.

But, once I got over that giant hurdle, I found Reina to be a tolerable person, however she still never appealed to me like she did others; I always felt that she lacked something in singles, and really didn't stand out amongst the others. Everyone had great personalities that shined through the PV's, but Winky was a totally different matter for me. She never shined or stood out, she was just... there. Singing away, doing what she had to do, looking bored and basically doing her job.

... And then Seishun Collection came out.

Stolen from some poor souls tumblr
I don't know what it was (probably the hair), but for some reason Reina just seemed to shine, and when I say shine I mean truly shine, like the glitter she abuses on her inner corners. In Seishun Collection, I saw Reina in a new light; she was happy, cute, cheeky and undeniably wonderful to watch. She was a pure joy, and for me as a new fan, this was the first time I had ever seen her like this. It was like she wasn't tolerating the PV for the sake of it, but instead she was actually enjoying it, going at it with full force and basically stepping up her performance to the next level like I had never seen before. In my short time as a fan, this was the first time that I had seen Tanaka Reina smile like it was genuine, and perform like she truly enjoyed it and couldn't get enough it.

And admittedly, I could not get enough of her. She was so endearing and just so happy that it made me happy! I was surprised, I never thought that I would see Tanaka Reina look like this, a youthful, cute and bubbly girl who was genuinely interested in the song and video, a person that I liked and thought was just so damn beautiful and could dominate the world with that smile and those eyes... it was a shocker, but hell, I was so happy to finally appreciate Tanaka Reina and see a new side to her that I had never expected to see!

Of course this didn't last too long, because during the next single she reverted back to her old self; bored and uninterested, and basically acting like her old Winky self.


For a while I forgot about the Tanaka Reina I had seen in Seishun Collection. For a while, I really did not pay attention to her or care about her enough. Sure, I complained about her and wondered why she was getting a good amount of lines, but other than that I ignored her; I was fangirling over Gaki at this point and how breathtaking she was, and also crying over Kamei Eri and JunLin's graduations before reverting to fangirling over what was, at that time, a new generation in the form of the 9ki's.

I did not care about Reina, in fact I had no plan to (much like before), until something happened... AGAIN!!!


I was bowled over. Tanaka Reina absolutely blew me away in Only You, and in that PV I truly found myself falling over myself at her beauty. She was just gorgeous, she seemed to, in a sense, shine like she had never shined before. She was standing out, reminding me that she wasn't that boring and that it took something special, or something that she liked, to make her work hard and stand out. In Only You she looked flawless, and once again, like she wanted to be there. Once again it was as if this wasn't just another single that she had to do because it was required of her; it was as if she wanted to be there herself because she loved it.

The Tanaka Reina that I could appreciate and enjoy as a performer was back, and watching her in Only You made me so happy. She was simply flawless, and I really did hope that she would continue on this way in other single. Of course that didn't happen, well, not until Ren'ai Hunter at least.


Sadly, this happens to be the last time that I was blown away by Reina in a PV; she was simply flawless here. She looked like she was in her element, like she belonged there and that she loved doing what she was doing, and she looked gorgeous as well. Again, this is the last time I saw this version of Reina, and that is really sad; It has been a year since this song was released, and I have not seen Reina perform this passionately since in a PV. But, she looked great here, and I loved her in this. It made me like her, it really did, but sadly the other singles and her performance attitude in them really kills how I feel towards her.


I know that many people love Reina, and I know that she is regarded highly in the Hello! Project fandom, and in some aspects I do appreciate her, but I also do not care about her; I know that after she's gone I will wonder why she isn't there, and I will probably miss her voice a little bit, but I also know that realistically I will be so happy to see the back of her. Yes, I have enjoyed her in some things; I think in certain PV's she really shined and made me want to like her more, and in concerts she is actually a treat to watch because you can see that live performances are the things that she loves the most, and I also know that she is a hard worker... but I just don't care, even if I do know that there are things there that make her more appealing to me as a potential. I would like to, I admit, but realistically I do not really rate her highly, and I do not think she is as good as people say she is.

I think that Reina is a good performer, a decent singer who can be amazing when given a song that she is passionate about, and that she can shine when she does something that she truly enjoys. She is gorgeous too, that doesn't hurt, and her smile is dazzling when she is stirring up a crowd. She is good, I know she is, we all know she is, but sometimes she just does not give it her all, and I know that that is why I don't appreciate her as much as I could, or at least care about her as much as I want to... you decide.


But, when in doubt, I do remember a few things that make me like Reina more; this girl can really make me smile. Whether she is performing, singing or acting, when she gets it right, she really knows how to make me like her. She can be an absolute burst of energy and cheer that makes me fall in love with her, and whilst these bursts of energy and happiness may not last long, I do appreciate them, and in those brief moments I find myself looking at Tanaka Reina as if she is the most beautiful girl in the entire world, or even the only girl in the world, because when she brings out that dazzling, natural smile of hers, I become completely lost in her and very rarely take notice of anyone else.


Tanaka Reina... someone who conflicts my emotions, and someone who can really turn me off of her, but switch me back on in a surprising turn of events. Yeah, it rarely happens, but when it does I do think that she truly shines... and I guess that that is all that counts.

I may not miss you when you're gone Reina, but when I think of you I will remember you fondly... or at least imagine you riding on something that looks similar to a toilet.

This is when you realise that I should never be allowed near photoshop... EVER!!!
And, in the same wise words that Nia told me on facebook when discussing Reina; Fly away, Reina Squirrel! Fly awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!! So Reina, spread those furry little wings of yours and fly to greener pastures. We are awaiting you~


Tanaka Reina Sotsugyou Omedetou! Keep on Winking and keep on Smilin'! OtsukaReina!