All opinions towards the release of the 46th Morning Musume single, ONLY YOU, are completely my own. I also apologise for lack of Pic Spam today but honestly, that can wait. Here's a Bitch-View, not a Bitch-Spam ;) Warning: Swearing and immense anger and headache inducing words.
ONLY YOU is the 46th single by H!P's Starship Enterprise, Morning Musume. Now I really do like this song, I think it's pretty awesome, though I was a little pissed off at the lack of lines towards the Cookies (aka the Kyuukies) and the Robo-Risa that they had going on, but just today the PV came out, the full one, meaning that we FINALLY get to see who has solo lines, because seriously, with so much auto-tuning in this bloody song, I can't tell Sayu from Aika from Riho from Reina from Ai from whoever bloody else might be in the song.
Well, thanks to said PV, we find out that FUCKING RIHO HAS FUCKING LINES!!!!!!!
Okay in my previous post I said I had nothing against her, actually, I have everything against the H!P producers being douche bags. Guys, she can fucking dance but she can't SING! That's why she sounds totally different to how she did in Maji Desu Ka Ska! She sounds NOTHING LIKE the squeak-muffin that she is!
But what pisses me off the most about this damned song is that Riho is the only Cookie to get fucking lines. Everyone else, meaning Aika and Sayu, who, bless them, don't get many lines because they're either A) Not as popular as some (Aika) or B) Can't sing for shit (Sayumi) actually DO get lines in this, but Kanon (Awesome), Eripon (Loves herself) and Fukumura (Wall Flower) don't. What. The. FUCK!?
H!P are absolute bastards. Seriously. They give one of the shittest Cookie singer lines and not the rest of them? YES YES YES I understand that it's all about the popularity of a member, I get it, but think it through, will ya? Sayu sucks as a singer and she sometimes gets the sex noises and group lines, but no solo's, and yet she's one of the most popular Morning Musume members. And then we get Riho: Fucking sucky singer, AWESOME dancer, but she gets lines? It seriously makes no sense.
Fuck no, it's not the second coming of the Wink-Meister, is it?
And by Second-Coming, I mean that Reina could actually SING when she came into Morning Musume, but her immense popularity sky-rocketed her to crazy amounts of lines and Camera-time in SHABONDAMA, and it's the same for the Squint-meister (Riho, keep up), cos she got all that extra face-time in Maji Desu Ka Ska and the first lines, right? 'cept she can't sing... Winky can. Biiiiiig difference.
Okay I understand that is totally based on the fan base and sales and shit but really? WHY her? Kanon has a pretty big fanbase already and we don't see her getting anything but group lines (though she's probably still really happy... like Airi in Momoiro Sparkling) and Gaki has a bigger fanbase and yet she's stuck wth the Robotic voice :/
Though what pleases me about this song is that they had to AUTO-TUNE THE HELL out of Riho's voice, because there is no way she is THAT good of a singer.
Admit it, Riho sucks as a singer, but kicks ass as a Dancer.
You all know who the greatest Cookie singer is, so bow to her! BOW!!!!
I can't fucking wait for 10th Gen to get here. Hopefully they'll both be awesome singers and put Riho in the back, dancing with her little dancing feet... or at least in the middle somewhere :/
I don't know if your bitter to Riho or envy at her... you know what try joining MOMSU then prove something or replace TSUNKU prove you;re good as well...
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DeleteThis is an OLD post. I don't know if it fails to escape your notice, or you're just trying to pick at the posts with negativity in them, but whilst I still have no interest for Riho, I have somewhat changed my opinion towards her though I still don't see her appeal. The only times I get truly annoyed is when songs like One Two Three come out where girls are shafted left and right (Though Matenrou Show is an amazing song and I freakin' LOVE IT).
And really, I can not say what I was like when I wrote this - I don't remember, nor do I really care any more. That was then, and I really see no point in dawdling about in the past.