Avoiding Spinster-Hood... Niigaki Risa's Gettin' MARRIED!!!

On June 13th 2016, Niigaki Risa made the announcement on her official blog that... dayumn... she's getting hitched, y'all!

To my darling Amanda, thanks for the tip off about this, boo! Love ya <3 <3 <3

Niigaki as Yona from 'Akatsuki no Yona'

My Forever Queen and first ever Kami-Oshi is going to get married. Finally, the day has come where she's revealed the guy she managed to shackle to her for the rest of her life, and finally she has relieved me of that nagging feeling that she'll live the rest of her beautiful life a spinster, because let's face it; I thought that she was never going to get married, not when her one true love Ai-butt had a husband and she was left to wallow in heart break. But nope. She's deceived those odds of mine, and she's got a ring on her finger, and soon she'll walk down an aisle and marry her husband-to-be. It shall be beautiful!!! -sniff-

Seriously though, I did think she'd just become a spinster. That, or she and Ai would run off into the sunset together after claiming their undying love for one another. Heck, that could still potentially happen, so I'm waiting for that day with bated breath.

Niigaki and Yoshikazu for the stage play 'Sin of Sleeping Snow'

Anyways...

The announcement made revealed that, come July, Gaki will marry fellow actor Yoshikzau Kotani, whom she met in 2014 when they acted alongside one another in the Zettai Kareshi (Absolute Boyfriend) stage play. They have since been dating, and after two years the two have decided to get married and become a family.

Gaki has noted her desire to continue working as an actress, and hopes for the fans support as she heads into her future to create a family of her own with Yoshikazu. Likewise, Yoshikazu has expressed his desire to create a family filled with smiles beside Gaki, and that he hopes his friends, family and fans support their decision.

As a fan of Gaki, I truly am happy for her. I'm glad she's found someone she seems to adore, and that she wants to spend the rest of her life with him and share not only love and happiness, but woes and hardships, too. It's a big step in her life as a young woman, and whilst I am a little surprised, I am extremely ecstatic for her, too.

I love Gaki, and I just want her to smile and be happy. I'm glad that she's doing this, and hat she's going to continue working hard as an actress alongside her husband on the stage that she adores so much.

Congratulations, Gaki-san! I'm over the moon for ya!!!

But please, do keep in mind running off with Ai-butt. It's what we all secretly hope for, huhuhu~

Much Love,
Chiima~

Source(s):

Niigaki Risa Ameblo Blog Report
Yoshikazu Kotani Ameblo Blog Report
Natalie
Sports Nippon
Oricon News
nikkansports

Ai is Getting HITCHED! That Ass has been Tapped, People!

This post ain't meant to be taken seriously, y'all XD

It's pretty close to Christmas, so all of the Idols in the world are bringing joy and cheer to their fans. However, there is one fan set on making her wota weep with woe and rage during this festive season. Who could it be, I wonder...?

... YOU!?

So the news has come out that, finally, Takahashi Ai, former Morning Musume leader of butt-like Goddess Blandness, is engaged to that Comedian guy who has apparently had 3million and 1 wives already.

Looks like someone's finally gonna get to hit that ba-donka-donk!

I effing pray that you are not another dumbass rumour xD

"Holy shit, I finally get to tap that fine piece of ass! YEAH!!!"

Of course, with the engagement announced during this festive season, I can't help but ask the question 'when's the baby due?'. I say this in half-jest, half-seriousness. We all know what these MoMusu girls can get like with weddings and then sudden baby announcements!

But no, seriously. When's the pregnancy announcement, Ai-butt?

"Is that a bump, Ai?"

Of course, what with the news being out and all (after about 2 years of speculation, rumours and whatever else) the fans are of course voicing their opinions and concerns; happiness, congratulations to the Butt of Ai, and rabid hatred dashed with promises of eating the lungs of the comedian if he ever were to break poor Ai Butt's little heart and cheat on her with one of his millions of hussys.

This guy is a dead man walking, to put it bluntly.

Then again, this is just the English speaking Wota world. I have no clue what the Japanese wota think, though some may curse out the poor bastard for daring to touch the Ass of Ai and wish him dead. Some may even call him a dirty old man, given he is like, what? 11 to 50 years older than Ai Botty? Who knows, who cares... at the end of the day, she's engaged to him and sharing his bed, warming it up for him or whatever, and she is pretty damn happy with the guy.

If anything, at least he has 3 million and 1 wives' worth of experience in the bedroom. He can teach Ai a few tricks of the trade, the old dog!

That all said and done, who will be the bridesmaids, Ai Butt? Risa is a given as the Maid of Honour, and you kind of have to include the 9/10/11ki in this one as little bridesmaids and flower girls. Especially your prodigy, Oda Sakura. Oh, and Sayu can be the dstylist. We all know how amazeballs her PB was, so let her style it ALL!!!

An example of Ai Butt's wedding frock, provided by M. Sayumi.

Of course, during the ceremony, all of Hello! Project past and present will be there two witness it, except for Aibon and Yaguchi, that is. Actually, Aibon might be able to go now that Yagu has out-scandeled here. Who knows what miracles can happen? If a man can manage to woo the Ass of Ai, who I was pretty certain was in a relationship with her husband Lord Gaki, then anything like Aibon coming a H!P wedding do can happen, you know?

Also at this wedding, I am pretty sure that Gaki will pull out a gun to the dude tapping Ai's magnificent ass and battle him for her hand in marriage. I place my bets on Gaki! True love wins all, I tell ya!

But no, honestly. Congrats to Ai for getting hitched! She finally had her man put a ring on it, and proved to us all that she is sadly straight! Those rumour mills about her apparent engagement to the man of her dreams, or comical fantasies or whatever else, have now been realised! The secrecy is over, the rumours confirmed, and the ring is now on her finger! We can now sleep safely in our beds at night knowing well that Ai is getting married...

... Wait, what? She's... she's getting married... Oh, shit... No, not Ai... NO, NOT MY AIDOL!!!! She will stay a virgin forever, for the Wota! For all of us who love her and her glorious butt! No!!! NOOOOOO! This cannot be TRUE! NO!!!

... Yeah, I actually don't really mind xD The girl is getting married, and I am happy for her and her man.

... I'm also that rumours finally been confirmed. Fucking rumour xD

CONGRATS, AIBUTT AND ABE KOJI! May your marriage be happy and fruitful, and may you bear many beautiful little babies!

Just don't cheat on one another, 'kay?

Chiima!