ONLY YOU - The Bitch-Spam Ver.

As always, all opinions of a song/PV are my own, and you are not to take offense to such opinions. Any hatred towards members actually means hatred towards the Hello! Project and UFA producers who suck. Now enjoy my Bitch-Spam/Review~


OKAY so to be honest, I really do LIKE this song, but the downside is the fact that Riho, 1/4 of the Cookies, gets lines, whilst the others don't. Now my Bitch-rant-review thing from earlier was full of anger and Bitching and BLAAAAH and Kanon love, well I've calmed down somewhat so this is gonna be less bitching towards the song I guess. I don't think there is much to bitch about the PV, but we'll see as this goes along, cos I do not edit posts and I am writing whatever I think right now :/ ANYWAY whatever, I have nothing against the Cookies, in fact I love 2/4 of them a lot, and I have nothing against Riho. I'm just mega pissed off that the worst singer out of all 9th gen gets more lines than Aika (Beautiful) and Sayumi (Yummy) despite being new and a sucky singer and a good dancer. I blame sales and Wotas and squinty-eye-syndrome :/

I would have preferred it if NONE of the Cookies got lines, rather than just Riho claiming all the lines that she has. Honestly, I would have probably preferred this song to have been heavily Ai/Reina based with Gaki thrown in for her Robo-singing and Sayu for her sex noises than have 3 of the NEW members left in the back drop to make it look prettier. Seriously. We aren't going Riho feat Gen 9 already, are we?

Okay, too much Bitching in a writing format, ON WITH THE BITCH-SPAM OF PICTURES AND WORDS!

JHXUISHDIDISIJ ZOMFG SPARKLEYS!!!!!!! DIAAMOOOND!!!!

I am slightly reminded of Osaka Koi no Uta... and James Bond or something weird like that, but it's cool.

HELL YEAH dancing time~ Winky fails at this cos she don't has her hand up guhu :F LAWL wtf at Riho's leg

I love these group scenes~ Slightly reminds me of Nanachatte Reina in a way :)

I like this part too, cos they're like making their fingers do that twitchy thing, y'know, making them remind of sprinkling sparkles xD

I have to say, I'm really digging Reina in this. She looks so farking bored in everything else but here she looks pretty spectacular, and that background~ ZO MA GAWD so Princessy!

Ai: "Touch my bumps, don't be shy~"

MY MY Ai, frisky tonight, I see ;D

-Jaw drop- She's really effing gorgeous in this, isn't she?

Lawl lawl lawl. Ai looks good but WTF is Riho doing? The robot? (BETCH that's Gaki's in this one) And Erina looks like she's placing something somewhere...

HYYYYYYYYYYYNG gorgeous! But too damned SERIOUS!

Riho fans, this is as good as it's gonna get Red-close-up V wise :/

WTF is Zukki doing? She looks like she's about to shoot someone :/

Beautiful Erina is Beautiful :)

I have to say Riho does look nice in these clips, very princessy and innocent... I still dislike her amount of lines, however.

Diamonds for a Princess... seriously. She looks STUNNING!

Well hello Sayu! Returning to Kimagure Princess, I see? ;)

Ai: "GTFO!"

Aika's looking lovely in the PV as well as Reina. Very innocent :)

LORD this girl is gorgeous

Damn, Kanon's cute, even when her hair is screwy and ugly in this PV.

Sexy Ai is SEXY!

Sayu: "You're it, Aika!"

Aika: "WHAT? Me?"
Riho: "..." *drunkern babble*

Seriously, it looks like a game of tag... with a drunken Riho thrown in there.

LORD ROBO-GAKI HAS RISEN!!!!!!!

... And the others skip merrily along~

FAAACK she's the highlight of this entire PV, even when she sings as Robo-Risa.

Zukki: "Tsunku, where are my lines?"

Due to lack of lines, Kanon has now resorted to pleading in the PV. If you want Kanon to have more lines because she's epic, then please donate to... -gets shot-

Sayu: "Ah..."

DAYUMN sexy Sayu is SEKUSHII BEEEAMU~ Look at her smex face :o

DAYUMN Gaki you are GORGEOUS!

Princess Fuku-chan is soooo Princessy and elegant

Aika: "By the power invested in me..."

She looks like she's voting, not casting power :o

I LOVE THIS GROUP SHOT!!!!

Ai: "Naughty Naughty~"

Yes, Ai... we have been naughty~

Seriously Reina, WHY do I love you in this PV?

GROUP PHOTO!!!!!! AND THEY LOOK AT US 8D!!!

Winky: "Fook Choo BOI, whatch choo talkin' abou?"

... and then Gangster Yankee Reina returns as they dance. Dayumn :/

Ai: "Do my bidding, SLAVES!"

WELL HELLO! Bad-ass Sexy-Muffin Evil Gangster Lady Ai is always welcome~ ;D

Boring Riho is boring :/

Seriously? What is she DOING TO MY HEAD!?

Ah~ Princess-sama~

Okay, either she's been seriously hurt/injured or is trying not to let out another erotic Ah~ for reasons that we may need to think up ourselves ;)

.... Dare I say this again?

Sexy. Ai. Is. SEXY!

Sayu: "I see you're back~"

Aika: "...."

WTF is Erina doing? Looks like she's doing the dance for a S/mileage single... Shortcut :o Definitely Shortcut.

Gaki: "Oof!!!"

Ai: "Nobody beats Takahashi-sama, no one!"

It has recently been reported that Takahashi Ai of Morning Musume was caught attacking fellow member and sub-Leader Niigaki Risa. Ikuta Erina, one of the newest members, was the sole witness of this incident...

Seriously, it looks like Gaki's been punched or something! And Ai's behind her so.. jealousy over Gaki being in Morning Musume longer, Ai-sama?

Gaki: "Bust a move!"

Ai: "Takahashi-sama!!!" *cries to the skies about awesomeness*
Winky: "'ALLELOOYAH!"

OH HEY! Speedy recovery~ And honestly, it looks like the rest of them are crying to the sky about Lord Gaki or about Takahashi' awesome-nosity

Gaki finds time to take a quick pose in this shot because... well, she's awesome, right? Winky looks around, wondering what to do and Sayu looks like she should have a bag full of shopping in her hands... seriously, she looks like she's lugging a sack around xD

Zukki: "Tsunku, I still have no lines, where are they?"

And Zukki resorts to begging again. Seriously, Tsunku, where are your manners!?

Gaki is just so bad ass in this pictorial.

Winky: "Love me~ Ah~"

OH MA OJAY!!!! WINKY-SAMA!!!! *bows*

Ai: "Why me!?" *cries*

The stress of the Cookies and the fact that she will no longer have the longest running tenure in Morning Musume finally gets to Takahashi Ai's head...

And then she begins her evil master plan to take over all of Japan!!!!

Winky: "I.. *hic*...  notion this messafe... *hic*"

Whilst Reina takes a trip down to the wine cellar and returns a little less sober than she was before leaving the studio.

And the other members seem to be giving peace offerings to the Drunken Winky and their new Master, Takahashi-sama!

And so the new army, entitled Morning Musume, strike their battle pose before they dominate Japan!

Badass Aika is badass...

Friend: "She looks like a man!!!"

Ai: "Then the first thing I will do once I have taken over the world... fix Zukki's hair!"

ZOMG she looks like she's plotting something evil with Takahashi-sama, and yet she does it so beautifully~

Sayu: "Why am I in the back with the Cookies!? I'm WAY cuter than any of them!"

I totally LAWL'd at this part.

Ai: "I'm so hot it's criminal."

Winky: "Winky BEEEEAMU!~"
Aika: "By the power invested in me!!!!"
Gaki: *flips hair and looks awesome*

And all of the girls at the front line of Musume Army strike badass poses.

And then we get more bad-ass group poses of Musume Army.

And that is how they took over Japan~ The end.

OKAY so all in all I really did like this PV, it's just that it fooking sucks that Riho got lines and the rest of the Cookies didn't. Instead they got left in the cookie jar. Well, let's hope that the next single is better.

And before I leave you with just a total of abut 56 pictures for this random Bitch-spam of stupidity, I will leave you with any other thoughts:

Thoughts:

Innitially I thought that this song was mostly Ai>Reina>Risa based, but mostly Ai and Reina, but it turns out that they have so heavily effected Riho, Sayu's and Aika's lines that I probably mistook the Aika and Riho lines for Ai lines and Sayu's lines for Reina lines. Seriously, did they have to auto-tune them THAT much? Sayu and Riho I totally understand, but Aika? She's got a pretty good voice anyway. OH and Robo-Gaki. Kinda funked up but I like it. I am already used to it xD

As a PV I really like it - especially the diamonds, and the boob touching and bad-ass Takahashi and her love of herself and her evil plans on how to take over Japan because she can no longer be the leader of Morning Musume. And I like Reina's winky-ness and beauty in this Pv. Seriously, I'm surprised by the amount of awesomeness I see from her in this PV. What it lacks in dance-tasity and lack-luster costumes, it makes up for in sparkles, candles, sexy girls (except that god-awful hair on Zukki) and absolute beauty. I definitely rate this higher than Momoiro Sparkling, but so far the best PV for me at the minute is definitely Kikkawa Yuu's debut as a soloist, Kikkake wa YOU. Now that is a damned good PV.

And my final thoughts are about what I expected of ONLY YOU. When I saw the costumes and heard the title, I actually thought that this song would be more calm and collected, not like this. I do like this, but the initial idea  had was that t would be set in a white room or a dark room with the girls all separated (close ups dear) and most likely kneeling on the floor as they look up and stars or small baubles of light fall down from the sky and into the hands and they hold it there and stare at it with smiles and cry a little. Seriously. This was my thought for what the song and PV would be like. Cos, y'know, it was meant to be a song about hope for Japan and love and stuff, right? I thought it'd be sweet and sad and lovely? xD Anyone like this idea? No? Fine. Go away.

So, I finally leave you with one last awesome picture of Lord Gaki-sama and her Robo-Gaki-ness.

Robo-Gaki: "BOOYA, let's break it down, get on the floor, say WHAT!?"

Have fun kids, and don't get lost in the awesomeness of Robo-Gaki. PEACE!

ONLY YOU - I Fucking Hate H!P Producers - Bitch-view

All opinions towards the release of the 46th Morning Musume single, ONLY YOU, are completely my own. I also apologise for lack of Pic Spam today but honestly, that can wait. Here's a Bitch-View, not a Bitch-Spam ;) Warning: Swearing and immense anger and headache inducing words.

ONLY YOU is the 46th single by H!P's Starship Enterprise, Morning Musume. Now I really do like this song, I think it's pretty awesome, though I was a little pissed off at the lack of lines towards the Cookies (aka the Kyuukies) and the Robo-Risa that they had going on, but just today the PV came out, the full one, meaning that we FINALLY get to see who has solo lines, because seriously, with so much auto-tuning in this bloody song, I can't tell Sayu from Aika from Riho from Reina from Ai from whoever bloody else might be in the song.

Well, thanks to said PV, we find out that FUCKING RIHO HAS FUCKING LINES!!!!!!!

Okay in my previous post I said I had nothing against her, actually, I have everything against the H!P producers being douche bags. Guys, she can fucking dance but she can't SING! That's why she sounds totally different to how she did in Maji Desu Ka Ska! She sounds NOTHING LIKE the squeak-muffin that she is!

But what pisses me off the most about this damned song is that Riho is the only Cookie to get fucking lines. Everyone else, meaning Aika and Sayu, who, bless them, don't get many lines because they're either A) Not as popular as some (Aika) or B) Can't sing for shit (Sayumi) actually DO get lines in this, but Kanon (Awesome), Eripon (Loves herself) and Fukumura (Wall Flower) don't. What. The. FUCK!?

H!P are absolute bastards. Seriously. They give one of the shittest Cookie singer lines and not the rest of them? YES YES YES I understand that it's all about the popularity of a member, I get it, but think it through, will ya? Sayu sucks as a singer and she sometimes gets the sex noises and group lines, but no solo's, and yet she's one of the most popular Morning Musume members. And then we get Riho: Fucking sucky singer, AWESOME dancer, but she gets lines? It seriously makes no sense.

Fuck no, it's not the second coming of the Wink-Meister, is it?

And by Second-Coming, I mean that Reina could actually SING when she came into Morning Musume, but her immense popularity  sky-rocketed her to crazy amounts of lines and Camera-time in SHABONDAMA, and it's the same for the Squint-meister (Riho, keep up), cos she got all that extra face-time in Maji Desu Ka Ska and the first lines, right? 'cept she can't sing... Winky can. Biiiiiig difference.

Okay I understand that is totally based on the fan base and sales and shit but really? WHY her? Kanon has a pretty big fanbase already and we don't see her getting anything but group lines (though she's probably still really happy... like Airi in Momoiro Sparkling) and Gaki has a bigger fanbase and yet she's stuck wth the Robotic voice :/

Though what pleases me about this song is that they had to AUTO-TUNE THE HELL out of Riho's voice, because there is no way she is THAT good of a singer.

Admit it, Riho sucks as a singer, but kicks ass as a Dancer.

You all know who the greatest Cookie singer is, so bow to her! BOW!!!!

I can't fucking wait for 10th Gen to get here. Hopefully they'll both be awesome singers and put Riho in the back, dancing with her little dancing feet... or at least in the middle somewhere :/

I Thoroughly Dislike the Riho Fans

 Okay it's BITCH AND MOAN TIME! And yeah I haven't been blogging for a while but that's cos I'm lazy and what not :/

SO YEAH there is a reason why I so wonderfully nicknamed this post as 'I Thoroughly Dislike Riho Fans'. And if you don't know who the heck Riho is then you've been living somewhere where there is no internet and just a rock. Go bash your head on that rock for not knowing who Riho is when you're on a farking Morning Musume fan-blog :/

This is Sayashi Riho. Now, I actually am not a fan of this girl - I'm more a fan of another 9th Gen girl (okay two of them >.>) but I have nothing against her at all. She's a great dancer, I will give her that, in fact she's the best bloody dancer in the 9th Gen, best dancer next to Takahashi Ai! No one beats Captain though ;D

ANYWAY BACK ON TOPIC! I do not like this girls fans. Why? They're freakin' CRAZY that's why! They think that Riho's the best and everyone else sucks in comparison to her - they think she's the new Ace. By Fans I mean EXTREME 'ZOMG RIHO' fans, okay?

And honestly guys, don't make me laugh, but Sayashi Riho is NOT the next Ace. She is nowhere close. YES she has the popularity and dancing charm but she is not Ace material. Maybe in a few years' time when she actually can sing, but not now. So to all those who say that Riho is the ace - noooooooope. She's not.

I have talked to quite a few people I talk to online and they do agree with me. They think she hasn't got the voice. It's 'average' as one friend said to me, and average isn't good enough in the Idol world... actually wait, scratch that, average is okay in the H!P world which honestly sucks because then certain charming smiley faced girls tend to get pushed to the back.

"YAO!"

"Chika Chika CHOO!"

 "I finally did it! Morning Musume FTW!"

 "Still badass, Betches."

"Honestly, I'm better than them all."

And certain people get pushed to the front despite their lack of vocal ability -or because of their immense popularity?-

"Who, Sayumi?"

"Simpy cannot be MOI could it not be?"

"Oh CHUU~"

Then again, there is one who deserves to be in the front because of her immense talent and awesomeness, but sadly Risa is still left behind despite their being lover... I mean BBFF's

"Hm, if I change this colour here and there and then... OH pretty~"

Bleh this is turning into a bigger bitch fit than I thought it would >.> WHATEVER, I just really dislike Riho's fans because of how they act around everyone else - ESPECIALLY ERINA!

NOW I am not saying that this doesn't happen everywhere - somewhere on some forums a mega Fukumura-fan went into a bitch-craze about Riho and it was quite stupid really - Yeah she has the spotlight and even though I am bitching up a storm, it isn't her fault... the H!P men choose who to put at the front and sadly it's the more talented, genki singers who get little recognition.

But what PISSES ME OFF is that whenever a Riho fan hears anything about Ikuta Erina it's an ultimate 'She's fucking ugly, can't sing, can't dance, she sucks why is she in MoMosu?' Shut the HELL up okay? Erina was the 3rd best dancer during auditions, and so what if she can't sing? Sayumi can't (btw I like Syaumi) sing for the life of a chocolate bar and she's still popular. Erina has a certain Morning Musume charm about her which is what I stated when the auditions were going on - SHE'S GOT THAT FACE! And IMO I don't think that Riho has that sorta face >.>

Honestly? How can someone HATE A 13 YEAR OLD when she is STILL so new to Morning Musume? It reminds me of all the Aika hate that really pisses me off >.> Each of these girls have their charm points within Morning Musume that make them the way they are, so you shouldn't hate on them ALL. I don't hate the ones I am not fond of, I just dislike them, but for Riho... well it's her crazy-ass bitching fans who piss me off and I just hate how H!P is ran.

OH WELL I still worship you, Oh Wonderful Mogi-Mon!

Peace OUT Betches xxx