Hello! Pro's Top 11 Creepy Ass Smiles ~According to Chiima~

Opinions = my own! ;D

Last night, as the cogs slowly whirred around in my head, I couldn't help but think 'Some Hello Pro members have pretty creepy smiles', which is when I thought 'Oh my... let's do a blog post on that!'. I like doing blog posts that don't totally revolve around PVs now, and there are quite a few members who have smiles that scare me xD So yes, I have a bit of a mixture, I guess, even including the members that I personally love, so I'm not totally biased on them because I ain't letting them off. Mwahahaha~

Anyway, I hope you enjoy the post! I aim to do a post about the cutest smiles according to me, so yeah~

Let's START ;D

11. Wada Ayaka, aka 'Dawa'

In all honesty, Dawa's smile sometimes scares me - I don't why, but it just does. She actually looks uber beautiful most of the time, but when she lets her crazy side out, she freakin' scares me with her smile! But this isn't all the time, and her smile isn't that creepy... which is why she's last in my list! XD

10. Suzuki Kanon, aka 'Afro-Girl'

Depending on how she is smiling, Zukki-pie can actually creep me out with her smile a little bit - how does someone who has a beautiful smile turn into something so soulless and demonic!? Okay, maybe it is her eyes, but the bearing of the teeth is freaky as well - I love Zukki and all, but her smile can get a bit hazardous... Luckily, she looks so beautiful 99.8% of the time, it's just that 2% that is bad...

This is her REAL smile, and it's not at all creepy <3

9. Koharu Kusumi, aka 'Perfection'

I absolutely adore Koharu, I really do - but when she sets her predators gaze on you, with that cunning and creeper smile set upon her delicate face, I can't help but feel a little out of place when staring at her pictures. Luckily, I have rarely found a picture where she looks so insanely creepy that it puts me off of staring at her.

8. Ogawa Saki, aka 'Sakkichy'

Another girl I adore is on the list, and it is Sakkichy. I started to notice how creepy her smile could be when she forced it during Bijin Mama and also Uchoten Love. There are just times when I'm like 'How scary...' when watching her (especially on the Uchoten Love 4 lip ver). Now, I adore you Sakkichy, but your smile is freaky when you fake it and quite frankly, I prefer your natural smile.

7. Kumai Yurina, aka 'That Tall One'

I think Kumai's smile has always kind of scared me... but it isn't so much the smiling of her mouth, but how she widens her freakin' eyes! It is creepy. Kumai is a very beautiful young woman, but her smile puts me off of her - it doesn't help that I think that she looks like this in every photo she has - like a possessed doll who wants to brain wash you. Thankfully, she doesn't look as creepy as some do in Hello! Project...

But she still scares me :<

6. Nakajima Saki, aka 'Nummy'

Now don't get me wrong - I think that Nakky is one of the most adorable Hello! Project members to walk the planet, but when she smiles... well, sometimes she looks like the Devils spawn. Take the picture above for examply - doesn't she look like she's ready to freakin' laser beam you with a giggle and a skip? Yeah, exactly...

5. Niigaki Risa, aka 'Lord Gaki'

Yeah... Niigaki - my shining Prince Charming. She's in the top 5 XD but honestly, her smile can creep me the  heck out! She may look extremely stunning and gorgeous all the time, but when she wants to, she can pull off the creep-factor behind her dazzling smile. It might be how she positions her hands, or how she lowers her face slightly, either way - I'm scared by my Prince sometimes D;

Gaki wants to fuckin' kill you!

Lord, this ones INSANELY scary D;

Have these pictures proven how creepy she can be?

4. Kikkawa Yuu, aka 'Beautiful'

This girl is the reason I started this blog post! Her smile creeps me the HELL out. My sister says it's because of how dead her eyes are, but her smile is still freaky to look at. I don't know why, because Kikkawa is a beauty, but really... she should smile with her mouth closed more, like Maimi should! Maybe then she'd look less possessed and a lot happier! Yikes!

She's a gonna eat yo' soul!

3. Ogawa Makoto, aka 'Possessed'

I actually never noticed how creepy Mako-chan's smile was until recently - and it really hinders her beauty in a way. I think she looks possessed/high most of the time anyway, but when she smiles like... well, like this:

It's unnerving, and really frightening as well. Mako-chan, you're damned beautiful - but your smile needs work :/

2. Tsugunaga Momoko, aka 'Gremlin'

Momoko is a cutie - until she smiles. Now, before I bash her smile, I don't like her - however I know that she is a good singer, one heck of a performer, and all around cute, but I really do not like her smile. I noticed this in Zassou no Uta. This girl has one creepy smile >.>

She honestly looks like a Demon possessed - that demonic smile, those dead-set eyes, aiming to kill you with her Cutie-Momoko-Beam thing. Some people may find it cute, but when I see this:

I am creeped out. Sorry Momoko, but your smile is freakin' creepy x2

SO, just who has won the crown of the Creepiest Smile in all of Hello! Project? Who will reign supreme and prance around with the creepiest, most hated smile in the wotasphere?

A lot of you may agree with me on this one (which is why it is number 1)

1. Mitsui Aika, aka 'Cutie!'

Mitsui is notorious in the Idol world for her awkard, kind of scary and creepy, smiley, and even though I love her, I just have to agree. There are times when I just think 'What the HELL Aika!?', and I have to leave the page sometimes. Most of the time, it's more like a desperate grimace, or she's had a gun held to her head, but her smile is just really spooky in its own way. I love Aika, I think she is adorable and I want to meet her one day, but her fake smile is not very appealing to look at. Examples:

Forced grins can be scary

No thumbs up for this smile, Aika

This is the one where the gun is being held to her head

Aika wonders 'Why?'

As I said, I love Aika, but her smile isn't the best. I wish that she would smile more naturally, because when she does, she does it well, and she looks farkin' adorable;

And hot, can't forget that

Aika is adorable - but sometimes, her smile is just too much, and climbs the creep-scale. So, Aika, you are the winner! Congratulations on owning Hello! Project's Creepiest Smile!

Let's celebrate with a pic-spam!

That's my girl! She has one of the worst forced smiles in the history of H!P, but she makes up for it with her rockin' body!

Okay guys, who's your creepiest smile of H!P? Have a think about it!

Chiima~


Ping!!!!! International Wota Recommended Reading: 16th September 2011

Sakitty's Final Day - Bye Bye~

In all honesty, I wanted to avoid writing a post about Sakitty's final day as an Idol and a S/mileage member, because she is my favourite member of this group, and she is a great voice - S/mileage is really losing out because she has the strongest vocals of them all, and now we're left with high voices. Not that that is a problem... I just prefer to have a voice in there that can balance out the sweetness.

But anyway, it seems that I am doing this post. If anything, it is just for me to say my final farewells to Sakitty and to wish her luck in her future as a regular school girl.

So for now, I will leave you all with my thoughts and feelings on what has happened today, and why I initially didn't want to post anything about this.

In all honesty I never thought that Ogawa Saki's graduation would be so soon. However, me and my sister always thought that Ogawa Saki would be the first S/mileage member to leave the group. We regularly have discussions about who will graduate next, and Saki's name came up as one of them. The thing is, this is so sudden for all Ogawa Saki fans, and I was extremely shocked, I really wanted to cry. She is my favourite member by far, and she has amazing talent, so I feel really depressed about this - but I am happy that Sakitty has chosen this path. It has been a year since she became a member of S/mileage, and they have won an award and gained many fans because of the group that they are, and I doubt that Sakitty regrets any of this, but she decided it was her time to leave.

When I woke up today, I remembered that it was today that Sakitty would graduate. I wanted to put the thought to the back of my mind, so I actually went on the look out for another group to fangirl over. I like searching for new groups, but I actually needed to look at them today for the purpose of getting over the fact that Sakitty is leaving one of the best H!P groups since Morning Musume. So I guess that's how I cope with it - looking for something new and also trying to forget that this graduation was even happening.

But this doesn't mean this is the end of my fandom for Sakitty - I will still look forward to any information that will be released about her, much like I do now when I see anything about Kusumi Koharu or Kamei Eri in the news. No matter what I will still support Ogawa Saki, even if I don't want this graduation to happen. This is just the selfish desire of a fan, I am sure many of us don't want it to happen - but it has, and it will continue to happen to all of the members we like, regardless of whether we want it or not.

I think that Saki left far too soon - or maybe it was just that the announcement was too fast? Whatever the reason, I still selfishly want her to stay in S/mileage, or to at least return to the public eye one day.

Anyway, I did cry in the end - I watched her graduation, and though I did not understand a word of it, I still felt overwhelmed, and when I saw the sea of green glow sticks the wota held, it made me realise how dedicated these people are to S/mileage, because even those who aren't really her fans went out of their way to get green glow sticks to support her.

So, check out this link. I can't find the video on the search for this blog, so I will just use a link, but I have a feeling you might cry as well.

Sakitty's Graduation

Have a nice day everyone, and I hope that you're smiling for Sakitty.

For her, I hope that she has a good future and that she enjoys her schooling days! Bye Bye Sakitty, I love you very much, thank you for being a part of my fandom and for helping me start my days as a Wota!

Okay, where's my tissues?

The H!P Ship Sails Again - Ogawa Saki's Graduating!?

Yes, I WILL swear in this - what the heck you think I'm gonna do when one of my faves graduates!?


Also, whilst I'm at it, I do NOT blame Tsunku, UFA or Hello! Pro for Sakicchy's decision... this is HER choice, and I respect that, I am just shocked that it is so sudden, and the fact that in 3 days' time she will be gone from our lives... Bye Bye D;

Firstly... WHAT THE F*%K!?

So, if it isn't bad enough that we have had 4, yeah, 4 consecutive graduations from MoMosu alone in the last 3 years, with Takahashi's coming up next month, it seems that another graduation is lined up before Takitty's.

Except this is much, much worse than another Morning Musume member disappearing. Okay, I admit, nothing could be worse than Niigaki graduating right now, but this is still big for me ._.

I just... want to cry now... ._. But not as much as I wanted to cry (I did cry actually) when I found out that Kamei and JunLin were graduating.

SERIOUSLY? Sakkichy is like, my beam of light in a group of squeaking girls, barring Kanon, she's awesome too, but seriously? This girl is LEAVING?

I just... I... GAAAH!

Okay, let's try and make sense here...

In all honesty I am completely surprised, and extremely sad, that Saki is leaving. She is a strong singer, one of the best out of all the ex H!P eggs, and she has been a favourite of mine since I got into S/mileage, so this is gonna be saddening for me, because I adore the girl. She's adorable, has great vocals, and she just makes S/mileage what it is - all of the girls do. So I am completely shocked that she wants to leave.

Apparently she is leaving to return to a normal life - that is reasonable, I guess. It says that she is stressed and that she has been thinking about this for a while, so yeah, if this is what she wants - who are we to stop her? Yeah, hearts will be broken, tissues will be bought and tears shed, but this is her choice - however, I wonder why now?

Well, I guess the changes that are happening to the group gave Saki some sort of escape route - if the group is changing so much now, what with new members coming in (or not) then it could give her a chance to escape and return to a somewhat normal life. I guess it is because S/mileage has had these auditions that Saki chose this to graduate and leave the life of a H!P Idol. If she had left sooner, I think that it might have made a huge dent in the fandom that S/mileage has built up, or shocked people more - but because they have recently had auditions and added new members, Saki chose a pretty good time to leave Hello! Pro and S/mileage.

Clever...

But what worries me the most is the fact that there are so many graduations going on in Hello! Pro now - it's not just Morning Musume now, it is S/mileage as well it seems. I seriously hope that C-ute don't have a graduation, because they have just started to come into their prime and show their worth as a 5-nin group, and Berryz, though not doing their best right now, are still a great group, and a loss of one of their members might be a drastic change to them...

But this is weird - S/mileage were, until the auditions, a group that I recognised as friends who all had a close bond and great chemistry. They worked well together, they looked good together, and they sang extremely well together. So to have Saki leave... well, S/mileage will just be weird without her, and it won't have those awesome vocals to balance out the squeaky voices that the other girls have.

I just really hope that the new girls live up to expectations (barring Meimi... we know she's a squeak box like the other three S/mileage girls) and show us some strong vocal talent, and become just as great as Saki is, because seriously, S/mileage has lost some great talent and a wonderful idol.

Freaky thing, though. If you look back at my post on S/mileage's New Member Announcement, I actually mentioned something about a theory of one of the original members of S/mileage being taken away whilst new members are added.

... I'm a fucking omen...

Or maybe I can predict shit... Well, whatever the case, I am a black cloud over S/mileage right now. Tsunku is holding a harpoon to my heart right this minute, I swear he is. Or at least the other S/mileage members are...

If I am an omen, why why WHY could it not have been Dawa? Oh yeah, cos you hate me, don't cha?

Long live... the best damned S/mileage member EVER!!!

I am counting on you, Kanon...

Tsunku had better fucking add Akari to S/mileage now... and Karin to MoMosu...

Fuck, MoMosu, please get number one! I need as much non-alcoholic substances to get me through this pain! And I don't drink, so it hurts more!!!!!!!

Also, please bring out the new MoMosu PVs THIS WEEK! It can numb the pain a bit more, too...

Edit: As I thought after writing this blog post, the S/mileage auditions were announced BECAUSE of Ogawa Saki's decision to graduate, however it seems that due to her contract and other issues, they could not announce it until now, which is why it is so sudden - so Tsunku basically made up an excuse to get us to believe that there was something missing in S/mileage, when really, he just wanted to make sure that they could grow as a group even IF Saki left.

Source: Hello! Sayunii

Anyway, good luck Ogawa Saki! ;___: