ONLY YOU - I Fucking Hate H!P Producers - Bitch-view

All opinions towards the release of the 46th Morning Musume single, ONLY YOU, are completely my own. I also apologise for lack of Pic Spam today but honestly, that can wait. Here's a Bitch-View, not a Bitch-Spam ;) Warning: Swearing and immense anger and headache inducing words.

ONLY YOU is the 46th single by H!P's Starship Enterprise, Morning Musume. Now I really do like this song, I think it's pretty awesome, though I was a little pissed off at the lack of lines towards the Cookies (aka the Kyuukies) and the Robo-Risa that they had going on, but just today the PV came out, the full one, meaning that we FINALLY get to see who has solo lines, because seriously, with so much auto-tuning in this bloody song, I can't tell Sayu from Aika from Riho from Reina from Ai from whoever bloody else might be in the song.

Well, thanks to said PV, we find out that FUCKING RIHO HAS FUCKING LINES!!!!!!!

Okay in my previous post I said I had nothing against her, actually, I have everything against the H!P producers being douche bags. Guys, she can fucking dance but she can't SING! That's why she sounds totally different to how she did in Maji Desu Ka Ska! She sounds NOTHING LIKE the squeak-muffin that she is!

But what pisses me off the most about this damned song is that Riho is the only Cookie to get fucking lines. Everyone else, meaning Aika and Sayu, who, bless them, don't get many lines because they're either A) Not as popular as some (Aika) or B) Can't sing for shit (Sayumi) actually DO get lines in this, but Kanon (Awesome), Eripon (Loves herself) and Fukumura (Wall Flower) don't. What. The. FUCK!?

H!P are absolute bastards. Seriously. They give one of the shittest Cookie singer lines and not the rest of them? YES YES YES I understand that it's all about the popularity of a member, I get it, but think it through, will ya? Sayu sucks as a singer and she sometimes gets the sex noises and group lines, but no solo's, and yet she's one of the most popular Morning Musume members. And then we get Riho: Fucking sucky singer, AWESOME dancer, but she gets lines? It seriously makes no sense.

Fuck no, it's not the second coming of the Wink-Meister, is it?

And by Second-Coming, I mean that Reina could actually SING when she came into Morning Musume, but her immense popularity  sky-rocketed her to crazy amounts of lines and Camera-time in SHABONDAMA, and it's the same for the Squint-meister (Riho, keep up), cos she got all that extra face-time in Maji Desu Ka Ska and the first lines, right? 'cept she can't sing... Winky can. Biiiiiig difference.

Okay I understand that is totally based on the fan base and sales and shit but really? WHY her? Kanon has a pretty big fanbase already and we don't see her getting anything but group lines (though she's probably still really happy... like Airi in Momoiro Sparkling) and Gaki has a bigger fanbase and yet she's stuck wth the Robotic voice :/

Though what pleases me about this song is that they had to AUTO-TUNE THE HELL out of Riho's voice, because there is no way she is THAT good of a singer.

Admit it, Riho sucks as a singer, but kicks ass as a Dancer.

You all know who the greatest Cookie singer is, so bow to her! BOW!!!!

I can't fucking wait for 10th Gen to get here. Hopefully they'll both be awesome singers and put Riho in the back, dancing with her little dancing feet... or at least in the middle somewhere :/

I Thoroughly Dislike the Riho Fans

 Okay it's BITCH AND MOAN TIME! And yeah I haven't been blogging for a while but that's cos I'm lazy and what not :/

SO YEAH there is a reason why I so wonderfully nicknamed this post as 'I Thoroughly Dislike Riho Fans'. And if you don't know who the heck Riho is then you've been living somewhere where there is no internet and just a rock. Go bash your head on that rock for not knowing who Riho is when you're on a farking Morning Musume fan-blog :/

This is Sayashi Riho. Now, I actually am not a fan of this girl - I'm more a fan of another 9th Gen girl (okay two of them >.>) but I have nothing against her at all. She's a great dancer, I will give her that, in fact she's the best bloody dancer in the 9th Gen, best dancer next to Takahashi Ai! No one beats Captain though ;D

ANYWAY BACK ON TOPIC! I do not like this girls fans. Why? They're freakin' CRAZY that's why! They think that Riho's the best and everyone else sucks in comparison to her - they think she's the new Ace. By Fans I mean EXTREME 'ZOMG RIHO' fans, okay?

And honestly guys, don't make me laugh, but Sayashi Riho is NOT the next Ace. She is nowhere close. YES she has the popularity and dancing charm but she is not Ace material. Maybe in a few years' time when she actually can sing, but not now. So to all those who say that Riho is the ace - noooooooope. She's not.

I have talked to quite a few people I talk to online and they do agree with me. They think she hasn't got the voice. It's 'average' as one friend said to me, and average isn't good enough in the Idol world... actually wait, scratch that, average is okay in the H!P world which honestly sucks because then certain charming smiley faced girls tend to get pushed to the back.

"YAO!"

"Chika Chika CHOO!"

 "I finally did it! Morning Musume FTW!"

 "Still badass, Betches."

"Honestly, I'm better than them all."

And certain people get pushed to the front despite their lack of vocal ability -or because of their immense popularity?-

"Who, Sayumi?"

"Simpy cannot be MOI could it not be?"

"Oh CHUU~"

Then again, there is one who deserves to be in the front because of her immense talent and awesomeness, but sadly Risa is still left behind despite their being lover... I mean BBFF's

"Hm, if I change this colour here and there and then... OH pretty~"

Bleh this is turning into a bigger bitch fit than I thought it would >.> WHATEVER, I just really dislike Riho's fans because of how they act around everyone else - ESPECIALLY ERINA!

NOW I am not saying that this doesn't happen everywhere - somewhere on some forums a mega Fukumura-fan went into a bitch-craze about Riho and it was quite stupid really - Yeah she has the spotlight and even though I am bitching up a storm, it isn't her fault... the H!P men choose who to put at the front and sadly it's the more talented, genki singers who get little recognition.

But what PISSES ME OFF is that whenever a Riho fan hears anything about Ikuta Erina it's an ultimate 'She's fucking ugly, can't sing, can't dance, she sucks why is she in MoMosu?' Shut the HELL up okay? Erina was the 3rd best dancer during auditions, and so what if she can't sing? Sayumi can't (btw I like Syaumi) sing for the life of a chocolate bar and she's still popular. Erina has a certain Morning Musume charm about her which is what I stated when the auditions were going on - SHE'S GOT THAT FACE! And IMO I don't think that Riho has that sorta face >.>

Honestly? How can someone HATE A 13 YEAR OLD when she is STILL so new to Morning Musume? It reminds me of all the Aika hate that really pisses me off >.> Each of these girls have their charm points within Morning Musume that make them the way they are, so you shouldn't hate on them ALL. I don't hate the ones I am not fond of, I just dislike them, but for Riho... well it's her crazy-ass bitching fans who piss me off and I just hate how H!P is ran.

OH WELL I still worship you, Oh Wonderful Mogi-Mon!

Peace OUT Betches xxx

When We Know, We all Pray

My prayers and regards go throughout all of Japan and many other countries (such as Indonesia, Thailand and others) which have been affected by this terrible ordeal which took place just yesterday.

The big Tsunami hit, and now the whole world is devastated with what has happened to many countries. This has affected many people and families and I only wish for those who have suffered to pull through this and to know that all hope is not lost.

I pray for my friends who live in different countries to myself and pray for their well-being. I hope that through all of this devastation that they pull through it.

I also hope that for those I don't know to have the best for the future and to also be safe and keep well.

Kerri~

Zassou no Uta - Because Buono can't Get Enough of It

All opinions of this PV are my own. In no way am I associated with Buono (I wish) or Up-Front Agency. I just enjoy giving my opinion to the public :D
Quite recently, Buono! released their first song and PV that wasn't released under the anime show they were created to sing for, Shugo Chara. Now no longer are they an anime group, but a new talent under the Up-Front Agency banner. This isn't surprising - Buono! is highly popular and loved all around the world, so it's a great thing that they have become official now. What a great start to 2011 after that kick to the balls of Ai leaving, right? 8D

Firstly, this song is pretty awesome; I didn't expect it to sound the way it did, so I was pleasently surprised (I refused to listen to 30 second previes so I awaited the PV) and I feel that the PV is really nice, too. It gave me a smile or two, because Airi's smile in this is pretty infectious IMO. Either way, this PV paired with this song is a great mix. They really go together.


 At the start you get the obvious group shots, with Airi (Oh you Diva) in the middle, and a few lights flashing. It seems that these girls are in a car park, and behind them, they have a band. Going all out eh, Buono?

Now what Hello! Pro PV wouldn't be complete without a close-up shot? Look at Airi! Her smile! So gorgeous! And Miyabeam is winking at me ;) yaaay! And Momoko.... erm yeah.

I'm a bit meh on Miyabeam's hair right now, but I like it; it's cute and mature for sure :)


o-O trailer?

ZOMG! MIYABEAR! 8D I am digging the hair ;) She's gorgeous that girl is!

I would have totally missed this picture out but Momoko just looks funny - she totally ruins the picture with that forced smile, but Airi also forces it. And I won't say what I think Momoko is doing.

Back to the car park :3

Z-OMG 8D BAND MEMBEEEEERS!!!!


Airi looks good like that :3 And it actually looks like she's fixing a car o-O


Sadly, Miyabeam gets the boring one - NOT ENOUGH OF HER FACE IS SHOWN! But I can't say the same for Momoko... >.> why could SHE have been given the job where you barely see her face?


I seriously don't like her :/

Loving how Miya's hair is bouncing about xD She is seriously gorgeous in this!

I really like the camera angles in this PV, seeing as they're not just straight forward up-close shots. Sadly, the second one isn't a great look for Airi... but it's better than the other one I coulda capped for you xD

Momoko: Duh-HUUUURAiri: Lalalala~Miyabeam: ZOMG SHINEE COIN!

I LOVE THESE SHOTS! Seriously!

Airi hogs like 50% of this PV with her face, but I am not gonna complain <3 she owns it

Miyabeam: Gimme a hug, Airi! <3Airi: What chuu want a hug for?Momoko: ...

All their smiles are so grogeous here <3

OKEI! 8D Man they both look damned good :P

I absolutely LOVE this part of the PV because of how spacky Airi is xD she is just truly enjoying herself and you can see she is! It's like she's actually singing along to a song on the radio. Airi love <3

And now some Miyabeam love ;)

Aye aye, Captain!

Even though it's dark, you can really tell that Miyabeam's going for it! She's jumping and spinning <3 LOVE TO MIYA!

This closeup is LOVE!!! <3

Aww <3

I actually really liked this bit where Momoko just rises up xD

Awww so cute <3

And so it ends with a PEACE!

Okay so after watching that I have come to these conclusions;

1) I have a new found love for Miyabi <3
2) I still dislike Momoko
3) Airi is AWESOME in Buono!
4) Buono STILL FREAKIN' ROCKS!

This PV rocks! It's got a good amount of Close-ups, sweeping shots, group shots, random Mechanicy shots and friendly shots. It's a fun and quirky PV that shows a random Airi and a beautiful Miyabi. I LOVE this PV, it makes me smile, and it makes me want to dance and head bang a little.

The only problem I have with it is Momoko and how BORING she is. Her close ups just consist of bobbing about and singing whilst Miyabi and Airi actually move around more and use their hands (not in that way you pervs). I don't mind Momoko, honestly, she's just not my type of idol.

ANYWAY this PV is just a bundle of cute and fun <3 Go watch it!

Till next time ;)